Oklahoma Tornado Victims Fund →
Friends, if you want to donate money or materials to disaster relief in Oklahoma, please use this link. Nothing that is donated through these groups will go to “administrative overhead”, and will likely positively effect people much much faster than the nonprofit industrial complex.
Here’s an older thing that I’m going...
I said a whole lot of opprobrious remarks about myself tonight. “…oh yeah, like what?” I don’t fucking remember, but they were opprobrious.
A tattoo apprentice proudly hands me his sketchbook full of his practice sketches of a single titty. It has been drawn, crossed out, and re-drawn hundreds of times. ”It goes on like this for years,” he says to me. “…next year I get to start shading.”
Tuesday Science Lesson
Tuesday Science Lesson: The Laboratorium Mask The laboratory mask was invented prior to World War I to prevent science workers in laboratories from developing inappropriate and intimate relationships with each other. In the early 60s, scientists developed more advanced laboratory masks that would also cover lower extremities on the body. Today, many scientists do not use laboratory masks...
I hit a wall about a half a week ago when my rock and roll became lodged between my two extremes. Heavy metal and love songs oh-so-sweet became confused, so confused. I asked my boy down at the studio and he got annoyed and said, “Why can’t you keep them together?” Now that’s a point but it’s always much easier said than done.
NASA TV is my only web bookmark.
Tell me how are you going to greet your bride when she’s clawing at your rib cage, and demands to come inside? Will you swerve to miss her, or will you collide?
: How to tell if it's a dream →
casualsplendor: Light switches don’t work. Rarely will your brain simulate an immediate change in the level of light. Both analog and digital clocks don’t work. Specific distortions may vary. Complex patterns are amok. Text is garbled, unreadable nonsense. The ground beneath your feet behaves abnormally….
DIY Track Dolly for under $50 →
jooniorstudios: Some professional track dollies for mounting cameras cost in excess of $2,000 for even 10 feet of track. In this tutorial we will construct a track d… A featured article I wrote in 2010 for Instructables.com showcasing how to build your own DIY track dolly for under $50 that rivals dollies that cost in excess of $2000. This design has been so simple and successful that it has...
I want to give the moon a big hug. Maybe kiss it.
I want music that tears itself apart. I need a catchy tune like I need a bullet to the heart.
I’m almost 27 and I’m already really bored with myself. I’d sit here and stew, but I have to go blow a music videos budget on sugar glass bottles.
bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and restless and bored and lonely and...
If I mailed you a 3-pound gummy worm, what would...
Just caught myself waddling so I think I’m gonna lay off the Cheez-Its for a little while.
One day, The snow began to fall, And slowly, inch by inch, Covered up the earth. ‘Til finally, The top of the tallest building, Was lost beneath a powdered sea, As quiet as a shadow’s grave. Just maybe the world isn’t dying. Maybe she’s heavy with child.