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ohyeahcomics:

Via Extra Fabulous Comics
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"Hey pal, if you hate all cops then you’re just as bad as the cops!!!"

[shoots an unarmed black kid from 35 feet away] 
I guess…
[gives perfect super-villain soundbytes to cameras at every opportunity]
…that I must be…
[becomes America’s #1 outlet for racism and classism by proxy]
…as bad as the cops?

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Inherit The Stars // John Harris

Inherit The Stars // John Harris

(Source: translucentmind, via 70sscifiart)

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Maybe I need to start reminding anyone that tells me I have only have a “big mouth online” that I have been forcibly 86’d from a bar while on stage playing a set in front of 100+ people because I mercilessly mocked the headlining band for their outrageous guarantee and ticket prices.

Imagine my big mouth when there’s something actually important to mercilessly mock.

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Facebook Knows You’re Dumb, Adds “Satire” Tag to Onion Articles

literallyunbelievable:

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"It can be tough distinguishing real from fake on the Internet, but if you’re an idiot it’s pretty much impossible."

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It’s weird how it’s statistically proven that 94.7% of Facebook Uncles are a racist cesspool of unrepentant jerk off turdbabies.

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hell yeh pumpkin spice up in this bitch

hell yeh pumpkin spice up in this bitch

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sexpigeon:

One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.

sexpigeon:

One thing I still haven’t gotten used to about New York are these giant poles you see people carrying around.

(via crushingbort)

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rofl lmao

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lmao lol

lmao lol