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If you’re in Seattle, pick up a copy of the rad Seattle Passive Aggressive magazine for an exclusive interview with yours truly. I haven’t read it yet so it could be a hit-piece.

If you’re in Seattle, pick up a copy of the rad Seattle Passive Aggressive magazine for an exclusive interview with yours truly. I haven’t read it yet so it could be a hit-piece.

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just askin my friends what % turnt they are today

me: what % turnt are you right now
Shannon: like how turned is the baby’s head?
me: no like turnt
Shannon: what in the
what does that mean turnt

me: what % turnt are you right now
Dusty Henry: I tend to operate at 60% turnt to set expectation at a manageable level, but I can get up to 90-95% if it’s crunch time

me: what % turnt are you right now
Caleb: What day is it
me: not entirely sure

me: what % turnt are you right now
Dan: huh? oh my, according to the urban dictionary definition not at all
me: just wondering
Dan: why were you wondering that?
me: i just wonder sometimes

me: what % turnt are you right now?
tangentbot: psht 69% of course
me: appropriately

me: what % turnt are you right now?
Aly: I don’t know what turnt means.
me: so you don’t know what % you are then?
Aly: no sir.

me: what % turnt are you?
Eric: whT??
oh
78%
Me: damn dude
chill

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London Bridge today.

London Bridge today.

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Simon enjoys sitting under trees and watching the rain.

Simon enjoys sitting under trees and watching the rain.

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My dad asked me to reconsider tweeting at rich people and telling them I want to fuck up their nutsacks so I asked if he got a larger tax return than normal or something and told him there’s an unfollow button. He’s mad at me now.

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My work was cancelled today at the studio on account of the owner apparently celebrating Hitler’s birthday with his family so here’s a picture of me in a NASA flight suit.

My work was cancelled today at the studio on account of the owner apparently celebrating Hitler’s birthday with his family so here’s a picture of me in a NASA flight suit.

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I wish I could talk about this record I’m mixing that I didn’t record, but the bass sounds like a drunken Bill Cosby falling down the stairs.